Shake, Rattle & Roll!

As a californian, you'd think I would be accustomed to these ever so frequent seismic shakedowns; but no. Last night, 4 AM, I was startled awake (from an amazing dream, might I add!) by a 4.4 magnitude earthquake. May my two bottles of Italian perfume rest in peace. Not only had I managed to drag myself to bed early that night, but did I really need to be woken up during the middle of the night? This is God's way of telling me I should stay up as late as I would like. If you Californians thought this was bad, what do you think the residents of Forks, Washington must feel every time a Cullen needs to get busy? Yes, I'm talking about Emmett & Rosalie, Bella & Edward, Jasper & Alice, and Carlisle & Esme (although, I much prefer not to think about it!) Which brings me to my next point!
Nurse Jackie, starring Edie Falco, and my favorite, Peter Facinelli (aka, Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight movies!) The series premiers next Monday, and sadly, I had to cancel my Showtime! You bet your bottom dollar that I'll be seeing those new episodes without a hitch; meanwhile, I'll have my Complete Season One on DVD to keep me company. La Dolce Vita, No? You know, I don't know what it is that draws me to the television series Nurse Jackie (Peter Facinelli! Peter Facinelli! Peter Facinelli!); It could be the bright colors, the amazing all-star cast, or the sheer wittiness of the program. I would definitely recommend it, it's one of those shows that can be reached to a broad range of demographics.
Now, to tell you a little about my day... I went to school; I only have one class on Tuesdays, Spanish. I finished this incredibly stressful test, reviewed for chapter ten and went home. Oh! Let me tell you! I was talking to my friend Kristie before class, and this young man had the audacity to tell me to be quiet because he was trying to study. Frankly, I gave him my "Oh No You Didn't!" face and straight up said "NO!" If he needed to study, he should have done it at home, not before class. I felt like a total bitch, because then I commenced to talk EVEN LOUDER. I have that problem, I can't seem to keep my yapper closed. I think it's because I fear awkward silences, and before class there are always these dauntingly awkward silences! Mind you, I had a major Tourettes slip up today in class (tell me something I don't know, right?) Class was at the cusp of starting, and I couldn't find the paragraphs I had written, and very loudly, in the most dramatic voice I could conjur, I yelled out, "F*CK ME IN THE A*S", whereas, every boy (and girl!) turned their heads toward me, as if by robotic cadance, and started laughing. I figured, I hadn't been loud, but then again, I am partially deaf! It was mortifying, considering I had done the same a week prior in the same exact class when we were taking a test (I tried to get out from the wrong side of a LEFT HANDED desk!) and screamed the exact same obscenity a handful of times. I don't know why I do these things, I think I subconsciously crave the attention of others.
I love Mondays. I've always loved Mondays. Mondays, I have English, and Film with Professor Sierra. A very good friend of mine is in the same class with me, so, needless to say it's a gabfest, and we just have such a gay ol' time! I need to learn to shut up, though, seriously. My mouth gets me in so much trouble! Well behaved women never make it in history, right? Let's just hope so in this case, because I am the bawdiest, most tawdry young female you'll ever have the displeasure to meet. I've got some mouth on me, I'll tell you what!
So, the Million Dollar Question that's been on my mind is lately, "What Song Would You Sing if You Had to Sing Kareoke?" I think mine would be "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. It's one of those songs that can excite the whole audience. That, or "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John. My Brother said he'd sing "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor, and my Sister said she'd do "Circus" by Britney Spears. Don't judge her, she was dropped on the head as a child. Of course, I'm only kiddding.

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